This happened on February 23th, 2007.
They were very lucky they did not fully crush my bumper in with their sheer stupidity. For anyone who has seen my car, some idiot already left a nice mark on my bumper. It's almost a shame this guy didn't finish it off. As you'll notice I park pretty far away from most people, in an attempt to avoid these kinds of incidents. I guess you can't really hide from the silly things people do.